i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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