I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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