I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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