He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
How naked do you want me to be?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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