i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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