i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
do herpes really smell.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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