Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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