Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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