now i know why i became what i already was.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
