He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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