:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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