Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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