is wine microwaveable?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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