honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
