Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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