when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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