did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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