what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
we're making bets on your personal life
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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