she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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