I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
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