are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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