i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Two words: blizzard sex
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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