y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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