Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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