My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
only if we run a train.
done.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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