Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
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