More tranny stories later!
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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