He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
