i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
