There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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