she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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