She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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