Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Well I just put wine in my tea
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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