Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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