I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
This baby is an asshole
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Randomize
