hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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