I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I bet he comes in French.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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