Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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