Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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