So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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