is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i think i scared a bird with my dick
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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