she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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