Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Randomize
