why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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