He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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