5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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