4 words: hood of his car
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You can't just leave with hair like that
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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