what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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