from now on my penis is your penis
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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