It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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